6 Sure Fire Ways to not be Physically Attractive

Attention: Women Who Want To Not Be Physically Attractive ... We Have The Perfect Solution! Attention: Men Who Want To Not Be Physically Attractive … We Have the Perfect Solution For You Too!

This article is for all you hot, naturally physically attractive people that are tired of being hit on by the opposite sex.

• Warning: This article is moderately sarcastic.

Have you ever woken up in the morning, looked in the mirror, and wished that you could not be physically attractive, just for ONE day, that you could free from all the pressures and expectations required of you when you are incredibly physically attractive?

Have you ever just wanted to scream, “LEAVE ME ALONE.”?

It reminds me of a quote from the movie, A Knight’s Tale.

Jocelyn: “Why God, did you curse me with this face?” In this case her face is absolutely stunning and physically attractive.

Without further ado, here is the list of ways to stop being physically attractive.

• Put on too much make up. (Works for guys and girls)

If you are impatient and wish to immediately not be physically attractive, then put on TONS of make-up. You’ll become an instant magnet. (But in this case, you’re polarity is switched so you end up repulsing everyone you meet.)

• Shave your head

This works well for women. Regrettable, most physically attractive guys are still physically attractive with a shaved head.

• Wear pink clothes.

Pink is NOT an attractive color! Unless they are panties, then they’re okay. Wearing pink is a sure fire way of becoming repulsive. Wearing pink has been personally tested by me and it is a guaranteed way of becoming not physically attractive. Hence, I frequently wear pink.

• If you want to repulse a woman, walk up to her, and tell her to smile.

This technique works wonders. (If you’re a women you’ll understand why. If you’re a guy, you’ll just have to take my word for it.)

• Eat lots of Food Everyday.

This is more of a permanent fix, but if you are DESPERATE and need to become not physically attractive, just stuff your face everyday. Soon you will reach your dreams. You must be diligent and work hard at this.

• Reach the Age of 30

This is the point in time when you instantly become ugly and not physically attractive. Yes, this is the moment in time you are FREE from worrying about physical attraction. You have traded your physical attraction for wisdom and experience that come with age.